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Attorneys Are Sharing Their “Oh Now You Messed Up” Moments On Reddit, And Right here Are 34 Of The Greatest Tales

A legislation professor as soon as advised me a couple of case from many years in the past when he was defending a younger girl on medication prices.

In court docket, his line of defence was mainly to inform the reality: this girl had turned to medication as a consequence of trauma and instability in her life, however she was now in a gentle loving relationship with one other girl. For the primary time, she had some peace and safety in her life, was genuinely engaged on overcoming her demons, and was unlikely to re-offend once more.

It was a 50-50 proposition on how this may land with the choose….till the prosecutor stood up and began lambasting the 2 ladies (the accused and her lover) for mendacity as a result of “lesbian relationships aren’t actual” and comparable stuff.

In response to the prof, “everybody within the courtroom besides the prosecutor may see that the choose was a flaming fruit”, so this did NOT go down effectively. The choose tore strips off the prosecutor, gave a livid lecture on homosexual rights, and ended up giving the lady a slap on the wrist and wishing her effectively together with her companion.

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Not a lawyer, however a legislation scholar. This was in a case that my professor confirmed us in school.

Some man was accused of one thing, I can not keep in mind what, however the choose spoke him free as a result of there wasn’t sufficient proof he had accomplished it. Man mentioned “thanks choose, I’ll by no means do it once more”.

DA appealed and obtained him convicted

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Years in the past I labored in private damage, and we had a lady come to us saying that she slipped and fell outdoors of a nail salon as a result of they hadn’t swept up the moist leaves outdoors the door.

So we take the case, and virtually instantly we get a name from opposing counsel saying he’ll courier us one thing vital. We open it, pop the disc within the laptop, and proper there’s safety cam footage of our shopper choosing up the moist leaves, placing them on the sidewalk, and sitting down on them earlier than calling for assist.

I’ve by no means facepalm’ed so onerous. For sure we dropped the case

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One of many attorneys, who most popular to stay nameless, advised Snugme that being a lawyer is a prestigious, financially and intellectually-rewarding profession. “Sadly, most attorneys on this planet aren’t on the highest ranges of apply.”

They added that after having practiced legislation for over 20 years, nothing shocks them anymore. They added that individuals are inclined to get pleasure from watching attorneys in films and on TV as a result of trial scenes are well-suited to being dramatized. “The units are small and non-dynamic, and there’s a lot of dialog and impassioned speeches—and that’s in all probability why authorized films and reveals grew to become widespread to create.”

They added: “Nevertheless, the precise apply of legislation is loads much less dramatic than what you see on TV and within the films.”

We simply had a woman in a bail listening to for a primary offense shoplifting cost inform the choose “I don’t know why I’m being charged with this, I didn’t shoplift! All I did was take the worth tag from one mascara and put it on one other mascara! I didn’t steal!”
Get an lawyer honey


This was in a custody dispute, jury trial. We represented the daddy of younger twins, and the mom wished baby help. The problem was that, for the previous three years, that they had been sharing the youngsters EXACTLY 50-50, as in he obtained a weekend, she obtained a weekend, one among them obtained Monday Tuesday, the opposite obtained Thursday Friday, and so they cut up Wednesday. There was no motive to not have a shared custody order with every father or mother paying their very own bills, however she thought she may get extra, so there we had been.

The factor was, she didn’t have a case. She saved taking the youngsters to CPS and baby psychologists earlier than the trial to make a motive why she ought to have major custody, however we managed to get all of that excluded.

So on the day of the trial, her huge argument is that these youngsters have bronchial asthma. Extreme bronchial asthma. The type of bronchial asthma that requires particular gear, and the daddy is ignoring these points. He is negligent. He is endangering them. She ought to have custody.

The trial is mostly going our means. She’s not an amazing witness, she would not have any medical information to again up these allegations, and now we have the kids’s daycare trainer testifying that she would not know something about any particular gear or extreme bronchial asthma. However the second that sealed the deal got here when the mom referred to as her final witness.

The final witness to testify was the kids’s grandmother, the mom’s mom. The jury already knew that she continuously babysat the 2 youngsters, and that her condo was typically a drop-off location for the youngsters. The mom swore that the grandmother by no means smoked in entrance of the youngsters, and that her condo was not a harmful surroundings for asthmatic kids. The grandmother was referred to as final minute by the mom as a rebuttal witness.

As she took the stand, the grandmother leaned over into the microphone and cleared her throat.


It was a two or three second lengthy expression of smoky phlegm. I do not recall precisely what the grandmother mentioned in her testimony, however I keep in mind she gave the impression of many years of three-pack-a-day smoking when she mentioned it.

After a half-hour of deliberations, the jury awarded major custody to the daddy. He instantly began crying, whereas the mom sat immobile. It was a superb consequence.

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I used to be tangentially concerned in a custody dispute. Dad alleged mother was doing all kinds of issues and he ought to have the child. Dad’s lawyer grilled mother for about 20 minutes on texts she had despatched claiming to promote her prescriptions. She would not admit it. Dad’s lawyer moved on and finally ended with, “Yet one more query. The place did you get the capsules you had been promoting.” Mother responds with out pondering, “Oh my physician prescribed them.”

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Redditor SaltyBunCrack who made the viral thread advised us that what impressed them was pure boredom. The 17-year-old redditor advised us that they are not a lawyer however at one time limit thought that turning into one could be nice. “I considered attorneys who’ve seen among the moments I discussed, so I requested Reddit, because it has many tales.”

We had been additionally to listen to the redditor’s take about why attorneys are so romanticized on-screen and why so many individuals need to have this occupation.

“I believe that attorneys in dramas are romanticized as a result of being a lawyer is a fairly critical job to have. Again then, I wished to be a lawyer myself! Then I discovered I haven’t got the talents to be in a courtroom with a straight face.”

Had a bylaw officer harass me virtually consistently for 8-months for violating a by-law: I had parked my bike in my driveway. He ordered me to take away it, and tried to levy fines for the violation. He went after my landlord and tried to get me evicted.
Finally, I obtained a lawyer and filed a criticism. When requested to level to the bylaw I used to be breaking, he did and even learn it out, which mainly learn:

No parking or storing something in a driveway aside from an vehicle.

He significantly thought a motorbike wasn’t an vehicle as a result of an vehicle is a automobile. Once I employed my lawyer, and confirmed him the case, he mentioned “I am not taking new shoppers proper now, however I will make an exception as a result of I am personally offended that that is taking place to you.”
Every little thing was thrown out, and I am presently engaged on getting my authorized charges and additional funds for all of the harassment.

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When my shopper filed a restraining order towards his ex after which requested me to leverage the restraining order simply so he may get again together with her. In our state, if you happen to do that, you’ll should pay the opposite individuals attorneys charges.

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Posted this one a short while in the past, nevertheless it does match right here.

Not a lawyer, however I’ve an analogous sort of expertise to share. The place I stay, municipal zoning rights are managed by a board that has a nickname of “The Inexperienced Taliban” – so named as a result of they’re drop-dead-heart-attack critical about something to do with environmental laws (I stay in probably the most left-wing, environmentally-conscious areas of the nation). Their reply to something that is not 100% in compliance with essentially the most stringent environmental codes is nearly all the time “No.”

Anyhow, this millionaire decides to maneuver out to the realm and buys an acreage. His plans for creating the land embrace creating a man-made cave (for wine-tasting events) by blasting one right into a cliff utilizing mining explosives and creating a brand new stream by draining a water-body positioned on the property.

For sure, these actions had been quite controversial amongst the group and he needed to have a public listening to (which I attended) in entrance of the zoning board to elucidate himself. After a few pointed questions from the board, he loudly groused, “You recognize, the place I come from [a very conservative part of the country, as it turns out], if we need to construct a street and there is a lake in the way in which, we transfer the lake.” That was concerning the level the place I assumed to myself, Yeah, you undoubtedly simply misplaced your case. Congratulations on passing into native legend, although.

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The most effective methods to maintain your good fame as a lawyer is to keep away from taking up unhealthy shoppers within the first place. This has extra to do with an individual’s character than with the the explanation why the shopper was taken to court docket within the first place.

For instance, as a lawyer, you’d are inclined to keep away from extremely indignant shoppers which might be overflowing with rage due to what occurred. There’s no telling when their anger would possibly flip from another person onto you: and that’s when your psychological well being and even bodily security may be put at risk, according to William Pfeifer on The Balance Small Business.

An offshoot of the indignant shopper is the vengeful shopper. Their principal goal to make anyone’s life depressing, as an alternative of attaining some optimistic purpose. In any case, you by no means know if you happen to may change into their subsequent goal if you happen to by chance do one thing that they don’t approve of.

Not a lawyer however this story nonetheless applies. My mother and father have a jewellery retailer and the owner was attempting to extort them to signal a lease for almost double what it was appraised for. Downside was, the lease they signed and the owner signed mentioned after they renewed the lease each events had been to get their very own appraiser then meet in the midst of what the 2 costs had been. Landlord did not like what his appraiser mentioned so he refused to inform my mother and father what the appraisal was. So for 2 years he despatched each lawyer on the town to attempt to kick them out. They tried every thing however legally had no leg to face on. Properly, sadly throughout this time the owner developed Parkinson’s and his thoughts began to go. We lastly obtained him to do a deposition and that is the place every thing when to hell for him. It was like he drank a fact serum. He simply advised all. My mother and father lawyer would ask issues like: “Why did you not present the appraisal to my shoppers?” And he’d say: “It wasn’t what I wished. I wished them to pay extra so I employed different appraisers, and paid them off to boost the worth almost double”

Or one other one was, “Why did you need them to pay you in gold that you’d then promote again to them?” (Keep in mind it is a jewellery retailer) He mentioned, “Oh I did not need to pay taxes”

It was unhappy truthfully. His lawyer by the top of all of it simply had his head in his arms. We had a brand new lease inside a month for lower than we initially even provided, and he needed to pay again 75% of our authorized charges. Practically $100,000.

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I used to be reviewing some paperwork of a case involving work-related demise advantages. Naturally, the deceased’s heirs had been claiming the cash as they had been the beneficiaries. Principally, the heirs simply needed to show that the deceased’s demise was work-related. I seen that the official certificates of demise mentioned the man handed away on January 1 (for instance). However the heirs had submitted hospital information that the deceased had been admitted to that hospital in February. (the dates had been so radically completely different that it couldn’t have been a typo). This was the turning level when their credibility was worn out, and I knew that the declare was bullsh*t. When the court docket finally rendered judgment, the case was dismissed. The heirs by no means appealed, or in any other case. I believe they knew their case was f**ed.

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I used to be a supervisor at a retail retailer within the L. A. space and we had a number of “I fell in your retailer as a consequence of negligence of conserving walkways clear and I fell and broke my nostril and now I have to work with a plastic surgeon to repair it”.

Each single time we noticed it was a grift on safety footage and nothing ever changed into an actual lawsuit.

My favourite was two ladies clearly scoping out an space, checking over their shoulders to see the place my ground workers was, “slipping” on their face with out utilizing their arms to cushion to fall (a pure response in a legit fall”, the buddy coming into view and appears proper on the digicam and doesn’t assist her buddy, and as an alternative calls the cops earlier than flagging anybody within the retailer for assist.

So satisfying to show that king of footage over to attorneys


Then there are shoppers with very unrealistic expectations about outcomes, prices, the kind of service you present, and the period of time it’ll take to realize outcomes. So it’s crucial that attorneys discuss to their shoppers upfront about what precisely they need to count on. Communication results in a wholesome relationship; miscommunication (or an absence of communication) creates resentment.

In fact, working with good shoppers signifies that “oh now you tousled” tales shall be rarer nevertheless it would possibly simply be for the very best.

A health care provider testifying below oath that he intentionally selected to not inform a pregnant girl of a optimistic take a look at consequence for a extremely extreme genetic dysfunction, as a result of he figured as a result of she was a member of his church she would not have thought-about aborting the being pregnant below any circumstances.

A major care physician who obtained a posh and technical take a look at report from a genetics lab, and easily forwarded it to the affected person (who did not actually communicate English and wasn’t medically educated). She testified that she “carried out the minimal required diligence” which isn’t what it is best to say and count on a superb consequence

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I as soon as had an fool shopper who put out a public assertion saying {that a} subordinate had resigned. Then the subordinate introduced that he had not resigned, and moreover, had no intention of resigning. Then my fool shopper put out a public assertion saying that he had fired the subordinate. Then I needed to advise my fool shopper that he did not have the fitting to fireplace the subordinate. Then I needed to clarify to my fool shopper that he could not fireplace the person as a result of he isn’t my fool shopper’s subordinate in any respect; the truth is, he was employed by, and labored for, a totally completely different subsidiary – over which my shopper had no authority. So I obtained my fool shopper to place out a public assertion saying that his boss had fired the subordinate. Then my fool shopper’s boss blabbed to all people that he had not fired the subordinate, and that he had thrown the entire matter again into my fool shopper’s arms. And now, dammit, I’ve to spend the subsequent 4 months boning up on all of the statues and case legislation pertaining to obstruction of justice.

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My buddy is a Guardian Advert Litem in baby safety court docket. She will get a case the place the mom was charged for endangerment as a result of she left her youngsters in a sizzling automobile in the summertime. It was an terrible case. Youngsters had been within the automobile over 30 minutes in 90+ diploma warmth and almost died. Police broke the window, obtained them out, and rushed them to the hospital. Mother goes to court docket and is assigned a public defender. First day in court docket, PD is speaking to her and my buddy is reviewing the case file, for the reason that youngsters are her shoppers. Sheriff’s deputy comes into the courtroom. “Anyone in right here drive a black Toyota?” Mother: I do! Sheriff: “license plate quantity (no matter it was).” Mother: yup! Sheriff: “is it parked within the storage outdoors the courthouse?” Mother: sure. Sheriff: “um, you left your youngsters in it?!” My buddy mentioned it was the one time she has seen a public defender visibly face palm. The ladies left her youngsters in a sizzling automobile… at her court docket date… for leaving the youngsters in a sizzling automobile… cannot make this sh*t up.


My father as a younger lawyer was attempting to get a case to happen in a single state and never one other as a result of the insurance coverage legal guidelines had been extra favorable in state A. The corporate he was in litigation with wished it in state B for that motive, and claimed they solely distributed in state A however had no places in it and shouldn’t should go to court docket in state A.

Properly this firm was a soda firm and my dad has a significant weight-reduction plan soda habit, he goes by at the very least a 12 pack a day. In order that they had been in a gathering with the soda firm attorneys and took a break and he went downstairs to get a weight-reduction plan soda. When it got here out he seen on the can that it mentioned “Distrubted by the XYZ soda firm of State A”. So he obtained one other weight-reduction plan soda and introduced that one up stairs to the assembly. The XYZ soda co determined to settle after that.

This was within the late 70s or early 80s I imagine.

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So, image it: mom and father are in a custody dispute. Mom’s not making some huge cash however she’s hustling as finest as she will to deal with her youngsters. Father’s a deadbeat. He truly was speculated to initially have major custody, however skipped out, so she’s been caring for them for a pair years, and now she needs major custody formally transferred to her and he is combating it as a result of he is a narcissist…

Anyhow. In lots of jurisdictions, along with the lawyer for both sides (assuming that the particular person is not arguing professional se, like the daddy on this case, as a result of not everybody can afford a lawyer, or thinks that they want one) when there is a baby concerned the court docket appoints a guardian advert litem, who represents the kid. The guardian advert litem interviews the mother and father, interviews the kid, does some fundamental investigating, and stories to the choose about their evaluation. On this case, the guardian advert litem mentioned outright that the mom was in all probability the higher guess, however he thinks that each mother and father ought to take a drug take a look at simply in case. (Each mother and father had earlier substance abuse issues, and each claimed to be clear.)

Properly, the choose has no downside with any of that that, and sends the mother and father off to be examined proper then (social providers despatched somebody to manage the assessments, I imagine). That is accomplished, all people comes again to the courtroom.

Choose reads the outcomes out loud. Mom examined adverse for every thing. Father…examined optimistic for cocaine.

Now, because the mom’s lawyer (and the guardian advert litem) made positive to emphasise, cocaine would not keep detectable for very lengthy. Both the daddy used it very not too long ago (he admitted in court docket that he’d gone to a celebration and accomplished a line of coke), or he was such a ordinary person that it remained detectable for longer (the celebration that he’d been at was the earlier weekend, which was outdoors of the approx. three day vary that cocaine stays in your system, so if that was certainly the one time he’d used coke then he should have been doing strains nonstop the week earlier than for it to linger so lengthy).

Issues actually didn’t go effectively for him after that. Mom ended up with major custody of the youngsters, father ended up trying like an actual instrument in entrance of the choose.

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Not a lawyer, however my cousin is. He had a deposition by way of Zoom throughout this pandemic, and the Plaintiff’s counsel shared his display to current an exhibit. My cousin notices a tab on the blokes web browser, exhibiting that he was attempting to take a look at my cousins Fb profile (which is about to personal). Deposition ends and he says “So! As soon as final query. Do you want my profile image?” Plaintiff’s counsel instantly hung up the decision. Possibly not the largest f**ok up, however gotta be fairly embarrassing.

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I’m an lawyer and a foster father or mother, and my spouse received’t sit subsequent to me when now we have to go to court docket for our children as a result of I often have a operating commentary on how inept the attorneys are. The choose for this kind of case is aware of me and is aware of I’m an lawyer so he finds this entertaining.

Final time we went in pre-covid, there was one lawyer, who’s my FAVORITE, within the case earlier than us. (She’s additionally an lawyer in one among our issues and the social staff, myself, the choose and each different lawyer hate her in these issues as a result of she oblivious, loud, and incompetent.)

So she stands up on this case and goes “your honor, my shopper has solely been discovered responsible of kid endangerment in (county subsequent to us) and (county subsequent to that). I see no motive that this court docket ought to maintain that towards him in the case of custody of his kids.”

The lengthy struggling choose, “lawyer oblivious, why did your shopper transfer to this county?”

“As a result of he hoped CYS right here wouldn’t intervene in his thought of self-discipline! I don’t suppose that simply because one county objected to him locking youngsters away from meals and utilizing a swap on them, we should always mechanically assume he’s a foul father or mother!! What concerning the love he has for these youngsters?”

All three youngsters had been below 4 years previous

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I’ve advised this story earlier than however I would as effectively put it right here. This man wished custody over his kids after a divorce and his spouse was accusing of abuse(bodily) . He was requested if he had ever abused his spouse and he straight up mentioned ‘Sure, however solely when she irritated me’ or one thing alongside the strains of that. I used to be able to straight up depart the court docket room and snort my ass off.

This was like 6 yrs in the past and I’ve forgotten about it till now, thanks for the reminder.

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Not a lawyer, current legislation college grad learning for the bar. This occurred summer season after my first 12 months of legislation college, I used to be making a court docket look as a scholar lawyer (mainly, a rule in my state that lets college students apply below lawyer supervision).

I used to be working with the general public defender’s workplace, representing a shopper at a primary look on a probation violation/bail listening to. On a probation violation, the choose is allowed to carry a defendant with out bail (preserve them in jail till the case is over).

Consumer says he has some cash, however not a lot. Might get collectively about $500 for bail. Okay, I’ll ask the choose to maintain it low or simply launch him. Prosecutor asks for $300 bail. Nice, my work right here is completed. No matter I say, choose will order $300 or much less and my man is out.

I say my piece, after which my shopper interrupts the choose, saying some incoherent stuff about how he must get out and he’s obtained this that and the opposite factor occurring. Received’t let the choose communicate.

Choose holds him with out bail despite the fact that the prosecutor didn’t ask for it. All he needed to do was shut up and he’d have gone dwelling that afternoon

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I used to be attempting a case the place my shopper was charged with being a felon in possesson of a firearm. Prosecutor has to show a) he had a gun and b) he’s a felon. A) will not be in dispute. The best way to show b) is to deliver into proof an authorized conviction and sentencing order.

This man had been convicted of a number of felonies in one other state and one in my state. The prosecutor was having some points with getting an authorized out of state order and simply relied on the only in state order which was offered to me in discovery. My shopper identified to me that neither the DOB or SSN on the order was his.

At trial, when the prosecutor tried to introduce the conviction order, I objected on relevance. The identify was the identical however DOB and SSN was completely different than what was on the indictment. The choose agreed and refused to let it into proof. Not responsible.

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My roommate was on a scooter and rearended by a USSA member. Clearly, it was the fault of the man that hit her. She took him to court docket to pay for her broken scooter and her $8k ER invoice. She argued that he ought to pay since he was wealthy as an alternative of bringing the police report or ER invoice to court docket. She in fact misplaced. Courts solely care about proof.

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My pricey, departed bf was a legal protection lawyer who advised me this one:

Legal professional (cross-examination): “You had been courting my shopper, Eddie X, and your then-boyfriend, Mr Z, and have become pregnant. How do you know that the infant was not my shopper’s baby”

Witness: “As a result of Eddie all the time f***** me up the ass!”

Order! Order!

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One time, my buddy was take a look at driving my automobile, on my residential avenue, once we get pulled over in entrance of my home. The cop offers my buddy a ticket for no license, and me a ticket for letting a non-licensed particular person drive my automobile. I went to court docket and when the choose requested me to elucidate, I did. He requested me if I knew what the ticket was for, paused for my reply, after which learn to me what the ticket was ACTUALLY for, and it was one thing else barely associated. The cop wrote me a phony ticket, and I nonetheless needed to pay $50 in court docket prices AND seem like a dumbass.


I work in a quick meals restaurant and theres been a couple of folks attempt crap like that. My favorite was some man splashed a great deal of water from the sink to the ground of the lavatory and lay down till somebody discovered him
He tried to say he was going to sue and make a declare for damages
As soon as my supervisor advised him they’d be reviewing the safety footage and giving a replica to the police he obtained higher in a short time and left


My neighbor was going to the courthouse to go to his probation officer. When he went by the steel detector he needed to empty his pockets. His pocket contained a bag of weed. Uh oh.


My dad is a lawyer and I used to be with him and we had been ready for his shopper. So we went and sat in court docket and watched. There was a dude that determined to maintain speaking on and on. My dad actually went up there and mentioned you shouldn’t be speaking simply let the choose discuss. It was hilarious and the dude simply saved trying again at my dad like ‘assist me what am I speculated to do.’ Properly he was proved gulity nevertheless it was one of many funniest factor in court docket I’ve ever seen.


I used to be in a small claims motion with a former employer. He tried citing his personal lawyer as an authority that the choose ought to defer to. The choose was not amused. I received

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Not a lawyer, however this occurred to me. I used to be residing in an abusive family, the place my companion, the roommate, and two of their pals had been terrorizing me. I gave them one months discover and moved out. They put a few of my stuff on the garden the day after I advised them. It was horrible however I obtained by it. Then, they tried to take me to small claims court docket and get like, 3500 from me for violating the lease. (I didn’t, I learn it like, 10 instances and checked with the leasing workplace) Wish to know what they DIDN’T deliver to point out the choose? A replica of the fu***ng lease. The case was denied and I by no means spoke to them once more. Edit to repair a spelling error. Edit 2 for a little bit of story, for these curious. I moved right into a three bed room townhouse with my SO Kevin and two of his pals that he vouched for. I trusted his judgement. As soon as we had been all residing collectively, it grew to become clear that the 2 pals weren’t reliable roommates. They gave one other woman a key to our place and apparently I used to be a petty bi**h for not liking her and for wanting the important thing again. Matt was good sufficient however he tried to depart for the summer season to a secluded internet-free camp with out paying for hire. We labored it out, and he wasn’t round for almost all of the s*it present. I depend him as a ‘buddy’ on this story as a result of he wasn’t round more often than not. The opposite, Jason, went by 6+ jobs in 5 months, could not pay hire on time ever, and was emotionally unstable (like, getting drunk each night time and punching issues, and projecting his psychological well being points onto me). Over the summer season he progressively grew to become extra poisonous, screaming at me by the vents about how I used to be such a infantile bi**h for not desirous to spend time round him, demanding I clear up after him as a result of I had off work that day, and usually stomping round the home accusing me of being poisonous as a result of I wished to have alone time after work. And my boyfriend modified, he grew to become imply and did nothing when his pals verbally assaulted me, and he even mentioned that I used to be a despair blob and perhaps if I did not act like a bi**h his pals would not name me that. They stayed up late gossiping about me, speaking about how unhealthy I used to be in mattress, how I wanted to drag my weight extra round the home, and the way I used to be horrible for XYZ. So I moved out, dumped him, and blocked the fu***ers. I am unable to keep in mind most of my time residing there, I’ve PTSD (unrelated) and block out unhealthy issues.

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I used to be concerned in a civil go well with towards a corporation that allegedly allowed and tried to cowl up the sexual assault of an at-risk inhabitants.

Throughout a deposition of a sufferer the opposing counsel started asking an aggressive line of questions accusing the deposed of getting been convicted of constructing false stories previously, and convictions for forgery, and identification theft.

After our shopper answered with a easy “no” to a couple of dozen of those questions opposing counsel grew to become belligerent, finally mainly signaling that at trial he could be producing mugshots, in addition to conviction information, in addition to prices for perjury and proper about at that time he turns into ghost white, pulls very near his face what’s clearly a photograph he had in a folder, appears to be like at it carefully then shoves it again in and asks to conclude the deposition. He had pulled information on the improper particular person, i later discovered this different particular person and whereas their names had been the identical, the ages had been greater than 15 years aside.

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In a single the place I used to be a jury member, virtually all of the proof was on digicam. One lawyer was attempting to make his case on the actual fact a mandated sweeping safety examine wasn’t accomplished on time and if it had it might have probably prevented what occurred to his shopper. After him drilling on this level endlessly, the opposing counsel requested to see footage of across the time of the missed sweeping examine.

The video confirmed a selected go to to the shopper. A private go to is much better than a sweeping examine. First lawyer was not such a smug man anymore.

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A choose was asking a defendant if he was promoting the medication or for private use the defendant proceeds to say that it was for private use however the cops had taken from him greater than what was is within the preliminary report and he proceeds to elucidate why he had purchased these big quantity whereas the choose was attempting to get hon to cease the person saved on speaking so the choose proceeds to ask when was the final time you probably did medication the defendant replied with an hour in the past


My mother and father had been going by custody of my siblings and I. Every of us youngsters needed to communicate alone with the GAL the place he requested us very bizarre questions: he requested my 6yo sister which father or mother she liked extra and tried to get to insinuate that my mom was an alcoholic who by no means did something for us. My mom was the mannequin father or mother who single handily raised 5 youngsters and her man baby ex husband. The GAL was required to talk with three effectively know pals from mother and pop to gauge how they had been from out facet sources. The GAL solely spoke with one among my mothers sources for lower than 5 minutes on the way in which to a court docket listening to. My dad needing up profitable residential custody of all 5 of us. Years later, My sisters and I’ve heard from all completely different those that the one GAL within the space now has a horrible fame and nobody will go to him bc he was taking payoffs. My dad bribed him to take us away from our mom.



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